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Another Stupid Cop

November 29, 2004

So Robbie, me and two other people went to a concert in Minneapolis we left at noon got to the cities at four. Went to the concert at five & got out at ten. Drove towards home for about half an hour and saw a taco bell so we went to the drive thru and ordered forty soft shell tacos, that’s ten tacos a piece. You see, we thought that we were really hungry. Turns out we weren’t ten-tacos-a-piece-hungry, but I ate all mine!!! Of course I got really sick about an hour and a half later, which was just about the time I was driving out of Moose lake. So my stomach hurts and I’m tired as heck cause by now its midnight, and all of a sudden, once again, out of no where comes this mean, evil, ugly city cop. Only difference, this time, I wasn’t speeding. Turns out he pulled me over for “drifting over the fog line” and this guy just pissed me right off. I mean at least the state trooper in Wisconsin was respectful. This cop had NO respect, and therefore got no respect in return. he started off by asking me if I had been drinking, which made me even more angry, so I say “of course I’ve been drinking” and took a drink out of my stale pop from Taco Bell. This in turn makes him angry so he says “do you mind if I search your car” so I said ” its midnight and I want to get home, so what happens if I say no?” to which he replied “then Ill call for a K-9 unit and a warrant to search your vehicle” but you know, I was tired and I wasn’t thinking clearly so… I just gave up and let this idiot search my car. If I would of been thinking I would of told him that me driving over the white line isn’t probable cause to search and/or seize a vehicle. well, like I said, I was tired. BUT I got my revenge, oh yes, I got my revenge. You see, while this moron was off going thru all my stuff, I wandered off behind his car and wrote “WASH ME” on his rear windshield. HAHAHAHA a day he will, no doubt, not soon forget.
So once the cop made the grand discovery that the only thing that we could get high of in the car was the gas in the tank, he let us go but not without first starting to lecture us. and this is my shining moment, I am so proud of it, the cop says “well you’re all free to go, I just want to tell you that next ti……” and before he could finish his little speech I floored it… 5000 RPMs I just smoked the guy. I hope he choked on the dust, serves him right for wasting my time.

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